Thursday, November 3, 2011

Harry Potter Bible

2nd Year MDiv #1: "Oh no!  I just tore my Bible!"
2nd Year MDiv #2: "You shouldn't idolize your Bible.  It's just a book."
2nd Year MDiv #1: "But JESUS is in my Bible."
2nd Year MDiv #3: "Your Bible is not a Horcrux.  You did not just kill Jesus."
2nd Year MDiv #4: "It took a basilisk fang to kill the horcrux, don't you think it would take more than a pencil to kill Jesus?"

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